Jane

Hangin' out late, drinkin' a couple of brews

Turn on the radio, put the shit on snooze

So when it's time to wake up, the radio comes on

Blastin' in my ear with the hip-hop song

Five minutes later, I hear someone knockin'

Yo, outside, yo, my stereo's rockin'

Sayin' in my mind, "Who can it be?"

It was me, the P-double E-M-D

I said, "Yo

What's up trooper?

I have a girl and she wants me to duke her" ("Why didn't you?")

I woulda have been, only thing she brung along a friend

So PMD (Yo?) Why don't you do me a favor?

Chill with the bitch and I'll hook you up later

She's fly, haircut like Anita Baker

Looked up and down and said, "Hmm, I'll take her"

Sh-she came in, I said, "Hi, my name is P"

She said "Hello, my name is J-A-N-E"

I said "Jane, oh, what a nice name"

It reminds me of a high school flame

She came behind me then she rubbed my back

She started moaning and said, "Yo, let's hit the sack"

Went to my room because she was kinda bossy

Girl broke buckwild and started playing horsey

She showed pain when inside, she felt joy

Ayo, she broke wild and said "Ride 'em cowboy"

Three o'clock on the dot, tired of bustin' her

Woke up in the morning to my record, "You're a Customer"

She left me a note, she called me, "The Master"

Said that, "Next time you have to be better

Bigger, stronger, and much faster"

And you don't quit, EPMD rock double, my man (With the funky shit)