Idiot Waltz

What have I done with the baby tonight?

Everyone wants to play

The phone just stopped ringing

I forgot how to sing and

There's no more room at the table

Heard you all talking and toasting last night

But somebody's just barely there

The kitchen's too hot and she's roasting alright

And I miss my usual chair

Here comes that shine looks a lot like your eye

And here comes the moon like a fool

There goes my heart

I swear I dreamt this part just like idiots usually do

Why we do that, now you know it's true

Come over here and wind up my ear

'Cause somebody wants me brand new

They say if you're smart

Then you won't buy used parts

So I'm glad you're an idiot too