'M'kay kids, this requires a certain amount of audience participation

And looking you over, I think you can handle it

This part is very easy, it goes like this

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Let's try that

A one, a two, three, and sing that song

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Pretty good

One more time, kids

A one, a two, three, and sing that

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

They got it, they got it, okay

When I raise my finger, okay

Dave will help you out

Big band intro, okay

A one, two, three

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Hooking up words and phrases and clauses

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

I've got three favorite cars that get most of my job done

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

I've got and, but, and or

That will get you pretty far

Dig this

"And"

That's an additive, like this and that

And then there's "but"

When you say "Mommy, I won't do this

But I will do that"

And then there's Or. O-R

This or that, a choice

And, but, and or will get you pretty far!

Now sing the song

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right

Bread and butter, milk and honey, peas and rice

(Hey that's nice)

Dirty but happy, digging and scratchin'

Losing your shoe and a button or two

He was poor but honest, sad but true

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!