Letter To My Penis

Dear Penis

I don't think I like you anymore

You used to watch me shave

Now all you do is stare at the floor

Oh dear Penis

I don't like you anymore

It used to be you and me

A paper towel, and a dirty magazine

That's all we needed to get by

Now it seems things have changed

I think that you're the one to blame

Dear Penis

I don't like you anymore

Now he sings

Dear Rodney

I don't think I like you anymore

'Cause when you get to drinkin'

You put me places I've never been before

Dear Rodney

I dont like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip

On our man to hand relationship

Come to terms with truly how we feel

If we put our heads together

We'd just stay home forever

Dear Penis

I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney

While yer shavin'

Shave my balls