Shazam!

Everybody get down, huh

Everybody get down, huh

Everybody get down, huh

Huh-huh-huh-huh

Shazam!

I sneak a chicken tikka

Masala at a gala event

I represent, that's stupid, that's for sure

You be like, "Oh yeah Adam, real mature"

I'd like a lettuce, tomatoes and muenster on rye

All this cheese is gonna make me cry

Gorgonzola, provolone

Don't even get me started on this microphone

I'm blowin' up like my name is Joe Bazooka

I'm a super-dooper MC party pooper

On a track so sick it'll make you feel all queasy

Make you do like Fred Sanford with "I'm comin' Weezy!"

Everybody get down, huh

Everybody get down, huh

Everybody get down, huh

Huh-huh-huh-huh

Shazam!

On the court I go by the name Praying Mantis

Got the edge and I've got the advantage

If you could see things from my vantage point

Then you could better understand this

I'm in the lab all day I scrabble all night

I got a bedazzler so my outfit's tight

When it comes to panache I can't be beat

I got the most style from below 14th Street

Internationally known as the Keebler Elf

I can't keep a catalog up on the shelf

You know I splash on beats like sauce on spaghetti

Putting MC's out of business like they're Crazy Eddie

Everybody get down, huh

Everybody get down, huh

Everybody get down, huh

Huh-huh-huh-huh

Shazam!

I know you're sitting pretty in the Hampty-Hamps

Posing like you're rolling with that camp

In layman's terms let me break it down

You're flipping and flopping just like a flounder

I'm a hip-hop scholar while you're left back

So Jeckyll and Rush go back to Lefrak

I'm a simple man like Chance the Gardner

"I'm working 9-to-5" Dolly Parton-er

I got rhymes for jerks that's bringing on drama

Which rhyme you want first? The one about your mama?

Goodness gracious golly gee

Shazam!

"Freeeeeeeeeak out with the genie!!!"

Everybody get down, huh

Everybody get down, huh

Everybody get down, huh

Huh-huh-huh-huh

Shazam!