The Christmas Can-Can

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Aa-ah, ooh Christmas, Christmas time is here And Christmas songs you love to hear Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping Christmas, Christmas time is here The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer Songs and songs we love to hear All played a thousand times each year Heard this same song twenty times And it's only Halloween (Joy to the world, jingle bells, jingle bells) (I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas day on Christmas day) Christmas, Christmas time is here (Hark the herald angels sing) And Christmas songs you love to hear (Joy to the world) Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping Christmas season Starting sooner every year It's October Stores with plastic Christmas trees Ransack the mall Shop until you lose your mind Spike the eggnog Sit back and watch Rudolph, Frosty, Tiny Tim And Scrooge, the Grinch, or Charlie Brown It's time Hey It's time to do the Christmas can-can If you can't, can't dance, well, that's okay (not going to do the kick line) All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents Wrap them up and pray for snow, oh Run to your closet Find your Christmas sweater Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la) Maine all the way to California, it's the Christmas can-can Halloween to Christmas day It's the most wonderful time of year We're running mad with Christmas cheer Hey, what's troubling you, my friend? It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish (not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish) Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday, oye Hey, he's right who made these laws? Look! Wait, here comes Santa Claus Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus (Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) (Guys? Guys!) Hey, Santa do the can-can Help them if you can-can join in the parade (I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food) All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents Wrap them up and pray for snow, ho Run to your closet find your Christmas sweater Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la) France all the way to Indiana It's the Christmas can-can That's the end Wait for our ending We should share this holiday Hava Nagila, Happy Hanukkah to you A Happy Hanukkah to you, a Happy Hanukkah to you A Merry Christmas, Hanukkah and also Kwanzaa Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Merry Kwanzaa too Ho