Well I just turned 18, in my hometown

Working on my PhD

Post hole digging in the hot sun

Sure ain't where I planned to be

Got caught with contraband, got locked up Tuesday

Living with my sister and her old man

He hit her once, now he's gotta go to AA

Problems, oh my, my, my, my, my

Make them problems go bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

This world takes money, and I ain't got none

Saw this number, made a call

Told me I'd see the world

Went to an office in a strip mall

This man all dressed in green

Speakers go B-U-M-P

Slicks his flat top, spits tobacco

Says I'll be all I can be

Got problems, oh my, my, my, my, my

Make them problems go bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

My girlfriend, she's stealing groceries

Down at the Piggly Wiggly

Sasha, she says she missed her P-E-R-I-O-D

Now Sasha, she's riding in a Kremlin with my friend Casey

He's got tattoos from his ears all the way down to other places

On the west end, hanging at the arcade

Bumming for change, smelling like cat piss

She says she has my baby

Could be mine, it could be

I got problems, oh my, my, my, my, my

Make them problems go bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

Drove to Laredo, I got an invitation

From the Sinaloa to a bus station

Keys in the side, come back later

Drug cartels, I should've known better

This package is in my trunk

I'm driving drunk through Ocean Nawa

Red lights flashing, white line crashing

German Shepards, I got, I got

Problems, oh my, my, my, my, my

Make them problems go bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

Yeah I got problems, oh my, my, my, my, my

Make them problems go bye, bye, bye, bye, bye