Boy sand running with scissors

Spread peace and love to brothers and sisters

Maintain during heat waves and blizzards

Tell cats the deal with zeal and vigor

Whiz kid monks magi and wizards

More than enough guts and gizzards

It is evident props I deserve

Think the president is half lizard

Long way from the basement with big tigger

No Viet Cong ever called me ****

It's not pop even though it's popular

Ask unto god to stop my ticker

Ho ho ho Kwanzaa and Hanukkah

School of hard knocks head hall monitor

This boy not for Brandy or Monica

Stevie call home on a harmonica

I represent a brand new species

Run up on your windshield with brand new squeegees

Type of champ make you think I eat mad wheaties

Type of flow make you think I drink mad fiji

I don't know Mercedes from Mitsubishi

I don't mess with old girls dressed too she she

Brands be on the tip but the ish so cheesy

Staples button ish make the ish look easy

Enough

Come your highness they await you

Pardon my slick talk rap tourettes

Mind like a steel trap open as a milk crate

Eloquent elephant that never forgets

Ever since my congress with cassettes

From the moment you sent it to my house of reps

I feel a buster get so upset

When I lay down the law on those at the steps

Capital J always been the constant consonant

Consistent concrete drop shit like I'm incontinent

Hot shit on every continent

Good grief my favorite compliment

Good tea my only supplement

Appreciate all my properties

Nothing stopping me when I up the rent

My cure for things that I can't prevent

First I vent then I circumvent

No need to throw softball underhand

This is Alice in Chains live from wonderland

God damn louder clap your hands

To what he's doing on tempo jack

Steal the show and engage the low jack

I know it's a trap car I'll bring it right back

Enough

On the mantle blowing out the candle

Drunk holy man no sandals

See him as he wanders everything he squanders

Recognized by old breakdance graffiti bombers

Bag full of paint still dance in the rain

Way short on the credit damn it's a shame

Clown with a smile still enhancing the game

Laugh like a motherfucker back in the team

Beyond the humane met the light bearer

Caught a sensation like you're staring in a mirror

Still doesn't get it could I write it any clear

Get your popcorn as the night gets near

And once the sun comes back

Plainer than day he never faked one jack

They push the panic button something like a thumb tack

In fact needless to say man that shit is dumb wack

Right off the coast you could feel it like a breeze

So brand new to put your mind at ease

Worse than drugs yeah stress is a disease

So far gone never find me please

Email a storm in CCing the night

Them boys weigh on when they rocking this mic

Homeboy sandman curious carnage

Clearing the way come on cease with the garbage

Enough