One, two, three, four
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa, we believe, pa-ra-ra
She's been drinkin' too much egg nod
And we begged her not to go (don't go, grandma)
But she forgot her medication
And she staggered out the door into the snow
When we found her, Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack (let me tell you something)
She has hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back (two, three)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe, pa-ra-ra
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' football (Hallelujah)
Playin' cards and drinkin' beer with cousin Belle
It's not Christmas without grandma
All the family's dressed in black (amazing grace)
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (Send them back?)
Oh, grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the hair in grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbours
Better watch out for yourselves (saying what?)
"They should never give a licence, no
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves" (and that's why)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa, we believe, pa-ra-ra
But as for me and grandpa, we believe, pa-ra-ra
Yes, as for me and grandpa we believe
La-la-la, la-la-la
La, la, la, la, la
