Ain't Drinkin Anymore

I've been goin' out every night havin' a ball Comin' home about a quarter to two Oh you said that you'd be leavin' If you didn't start seein' A change in me really soon You said it's gettin' really old And that you wanna be told That I ain't a drinkin' no more Well now honey here it goes, Better listen close Before you go walkin' out the door I ain't a drinkin' anymore Oh now that's what you want me to say I ain't a drinkin anymore Guess you finally got your way Nope I ain't a drinkin' not a one beer That's what you wanna hear But honey I must confess I ain't a drinkin' anymore But I ain't drinkin' any less I got lit the other night Yeah I got in a fight The police had me down on the ground They were puttin' on the cuffs They really roughed me up They said boy "we're takin' you down" Before he read my rights He said take my advice "Don't let me catch you drinkin' no more" I said officer please let me go And I won't do it anymore Come on let me go on home I ain't a drinkin' anymore Oh now that's what you want me to say I ain't a drinkin anymore Guess you finally got your way Nope I ain't a drinkin' not a one beer That's what you wanna hear But honey I must confess I ain't a drinkin' anymore But I ain't drinkin' any less