Kidnapped

I wanna get you kidnapped I wanna get you abducted You'll never know I was behind it And then I'll come and rescue you You'd throw your arms around me Say that I was your hero Then you'd wanna kiss me And that's exactly what you'd do The problem is, is that we're good friends The problem is, is that I wanna be your man You're feelin' ten o'clock Tuesday On midnight, Saturday I wonder if before we met I could change the course before it's set If I was a little colder, older Served you some Tanqueray Or I could invent an engine That would solve the crisis of energy It'd probably have to do with magnets And you would be so proud of me You'd throw your arms around me Say that I was your hero Then you'd wanna kiss me And that's exactly what you'd do It's true I've known you for So long but you'd Be wrong to believe You're seein' all of me Even if you could, you'd never leave I wanna get you kidnapped I wanna get you abducted You'll never know I was behind it Then I'll come and rescue you You'd throw your arms around me And say that I was your hero Then you'd wanna kiss me And that's exactly what you'd do That's exactly what you'd do Well, that's exactly what you'd do (Exactly what you) Exactly what you'd do