12 Oz. Curls

I just gotta raise this beer and make a toast

I got fired today, now let's get comatose

Well babe it's ok, I'll have time to get in shape

Down at the Jim's Bar and Grill liftin' weights

Doin' twelve-ounce curls, I ain't lazy

It's the exercise that satisfies my mind

Got the weight of the world drivin' me crazy

I'm takin' it away, twelve ounces at a time

I need to improve myself

I’m askin' you please to have patience

We may need to seek some professional help

Down at the Re-tox and Dehabilitation

Doin' those twelve-ounce curls, I ain't lazy

It's the exercise that satisfies my mind

Got the weight of the world drivin' me crazy

But I'm takin' it away, twelve ounces at a time

Forty's fine, sixteen's good enough

Well I just want twelve ounces at a time that won't run out

As long as there's enough for all of you and all of me

When this place runs out we'll call it history

So a beer for everybody that can afford one

Tell that barmaid, bring me one too

I need to blow job-related troubles off my mind

Quit worryin' about how I’m gettin' screwed

Doin' those twelve-ounce curls, I ain't lazy

It's the exercise that satisfies my mind

I got the weight of the world drivin' me crazy

But I'm takin' it away, twelve ounces at a time

Yes I'm takin' it away twelve ounces at a time