I Can Cook Too (Encore)

Some girls make wonderful jivers,

Some girls can hit a high "C",

Some girls make good taxi drivers,

But what a genius is me.

I'd make a wonderful jiver,

I even hit a high "C",

I make the best taxi driver,

I rate a big Navy "E"!

'Cause I can fry, too, on top of the heap,

My Crisco's as deep as a pool.

Yes, I can broil, too,

My ribs get applause,

My lamb chops will cause you to drool.

For a candied sweet

Or a pickled beet,

Step up to my smorgasbord.

Walk around until

You get your fill.

Baby, you won't ever be bored!

Oh, I'm a paté,

A marron glacé,

A dish you will wish you had took.

And what's more, baby, I can cook!!