Mad, you just make me mad

I hate your silent breathing in the night

Sad, you make me sad

When I juxtapose your features I get sad

I know I shouldn't had someone else in our bed

But I was so tired, I was so tired

Who would think you'd find a bobby pin

It just makes me mad, makes me mad

It just makes me, makes me mad

Glad, when I'm gone you're glad

That overwhelming tension dissipates

Oh, tad, you think I'm a baby

Nobody likes to hear "Why don't you grow up" at dawn

I know I shouldn't had someone else in our bed

But I was so tired, so tired

Who would think you'd find a bobby pin

It makes me mad, makes me mad

Don't you know it just makes me mad

You just make me mad, ah

Dumb, you're dumb as my thumb

In the wistful morning you throw a coffee cup at my head

Scum, you said I'm scum

What a very lovely and feminine thing to do

Bark, why don't you just bark

"Sit, come, stay" are the perfect words meant for you

Ah, ass, you says I'm an ass

You better call 911 'cause I'm gonna hold you tight

I know I shouldn't had someone else in our bed

But I was so tired, so tired

You said you're out of town for the night

And I believed in you, I believed you

And I was so tired, it makes me so mad

It makes me so mad

It makes me so mad

You just make me mad

It makes me mad

It makes me mad

You make me mad

It makes me mad

It makes me mad, ah

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