Lathered up and weepy, the informant told me

And none too sympathetic that our run would turn

And standing sent to burn in decisions, hard print and whatever

Here they come to register

You might have to get in line and take a number

Yeah, we aim to please!

Missing the mark, fall over ourselves to bother

Put out and steely, annoyed and chaining daises

Another quick sentence in passing another judge and jury

Its been our misfortune investing

Hasnt return been steady

Complaints have been far and few between

The idiotic, close and many

Please hold the line or try another number

Yeah, we may seem cold

But its just because weve been a little snowed under

You can't be serious!

Oh lord, and if are please dont ask the same of us