Captain Lou

Some say the man's not wrapped too tight

Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou

But when he's on the scene, everything's alright

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

With a man of a thousand faces

I know we'll be goin' places (hey!)

I'm gonna stick with"The Guiding Light,"

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

Lou don't worry 'cuz it's figured in

Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou

And he's got sharp teeth like Rin Tin Tin

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

With a man of a thousand faces

I know we'll be goin' places (hey!)

We'll stick with the "Light" through thick and thin

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

Hey!

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

Oh, with a man of a thousand faces

I know we'll be goin' places (hey!)

Let's all stick with"The Guiding Light,"

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

They're talking about me!

Captain Lou Albano, maker of champions, baby!

Twelve tag-team champions!

I take them, I mold them

I think it's charisma, it's pandemonium!

It's psychedelic pandemonium!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! I, am "The Guiding Light," ha ha!

I'm where it's at! Ah yeah!

Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano!

80%, 60% of the net, 80% of the gross, 45% of the beef, 72% of the weight, 83% of the gross, 87% of the net, 60% of the what?, 40% of the gross, 32%, 22%, 17%, 19%, 12%, 8%, 84563Iforgot, 12, 9, 8,24563, sound off!