Honey, I'm home

How was work?

I got dinner on the stove

You call this dinner?

This is why we all get thinner

It's alphabet soup, so you can eat your words

Woah, oh, they're laughing at me again

I heard God's a stand up comedian

He's got a special on HBO

And he does a lot of racial jokes

Five stars form the critics

But when I tell my jokes I get crickets

Go figure, I'm just another hack

With his sitcom laugh track playing in the back

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh (Sitcom)

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

Have you ever seen

A dysfunctional family sit so calmly while they

Bask in the light of the TV screen

And have you ever dreamed

That you laughed until you cried

And then you cried until you screamed

Woah, oh, they're laughing at me again

I heard God's a stand up comedian

He's got a special on HBO

And he does a lot of racial jokes

Five stars form the critics

But when I tell my jokes I get crickets

Go figure, I'm just another hack

With his sitcom laugh track playing in the back

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh (Sitcom)

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

Hey mama, turn the TV on

Put something in the VCR

We're channel surfin' to the stars

Here we go, here we go, here go, aye

Hey mama, turn the TV on

Put something in the VCR

We're channel surfin' to the stars

Here we go, here we go, here go

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh (Sitcom)

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh (Sitcom)

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh