Pizzaman (Club Mix)

(Instrumental)

One-a day i'm a gona to Malta to a big-a hotel

In the morning I go down-a to eat-a breakfast

I tell the waitress I wanna two pieces of toast, she brings me only one piece

I tell her I want two piece, she say go to the toilet

I say you no understand, i wanna two piece on-a my plate

She say you better no piss on-a da plate you son of a b****. I don't even know-a da lady and she call me a son of a b****

I don't need this s***!

Later I go to eat-a at-a big-a restaurant, the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork

I tell her I want-a the fork

She tell-a me everybody wanna f***

I tell her you no understand I wanna fork-a on the table

She say you better not f*** on the table you son of a b****. I don't even know the lady and she call-a me a son of a b****. I don't need this s***!!!

So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager I'm telling him I wanna sheet. He telling me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better not s*** on my bed you son of a b****. I go to the check out and the man at the desk said peace on you I said piss on you too you son of a b**** I'm going back to Italia arrivederci!!!