Money Sucks

Sometimes I wonder what would life be like If I burned all of my money would I see the light? Now I know that sounds absurd, But just take me word for word, line by line One verse at a time Some people think that since they're born in wealth That they're entitled to entitle my wealth for themselves They'll say: we're the underprivileged class Well, you can kiss my ass, say goodbye I won't even try Tell me what it's like, living 6-figures for life With a fancy car, and a fat cigar, and a top-shelf drink every night Tell me what it's like This is the Money Sucks sing-along song Some people tell me I could be somebody Nobody told me that you need some money If I don't have a job then what am I becoming Don't you know I'm only doing music for the money How come we pay people to misrepresent us? If the children are the future why the fuck are we in debt? Student loans will make me sweat, and I can't afford my rent And somehow I'm supposed to follow dreams Yeah right - go fuck yourself Fuck Tell me what it's like, living 6-figures for life With a fancy car, and a fat cigar, and a top-shelf drink every night Tell me what it's like This is the Money Sucks sing-along song We're singing shit fuck dammit dammit We'll never understand it I keep on catching yellow just before The red light, slam the breaks On my life again, it's too late To start over and A dangerous beginning will inevitably end So I'll write a love song Sharks in the sky felt so wrong And I'm just a guy with problems But I need someone to sway with To the rhythm and blues These brown leather shoes don't match my Passion for writing new beats That's why the whole world's laughing at me, Among other reasons, of course, But of all the critics, I'm the worst And I try to live by a single verse Rule #32, my friends: remember the little things I'm a renegade And I break my own rules anyway I'm on a planetary escapade To write crappy songs like Pimp for a Day Still singing shit fuck dammit dammit I'll never know why These are odd times to be alive We need a suburban superhero But I'm just another zero Just like the money in my bank Cause money sucks and I need a break Tell me what it's like, living 6-figures for life With a fancy car, and a fat cigar, and a top-shelf drink every night Tell me what it's like This is the Money Sucks sing-along song This is the Money Sucks sing-along song This is the Money Sucks sing-along song This is the Money Sucks sing-along song