I had a dog named Archibald

The biggest dog in town

Him and this other dog named Bobby

They let a school girl drown

Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder

Lightning split my brain asunder

I saw my girl at the roller rink

Lip-locked with Henry Finn

He did a graceful spin in the air

He looked just like Fred Astaire

Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder

Lightning split my brain asunder

When I was a boy I wanted a shiny knife

And I wanted Betty to be my wife

Send for my fiddle, send for my dog

I'm going to live in a hollow log

Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder

Lightning split my brain asunder

They say that only 80 men

Own more than half the world

I had a dream they spread it around

I ended up in the mental ward

Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder

Green will split the soul asunder

Every time I try to organize

I turn around and my captain dies

They got machines that make machines

And those machines make more machines

Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder

Lightning split my brain asunder

Farewell to gravity

Farewell to pageantry

Farewell to savagery

And to your majesty

Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder

Greed will split the world asunder

Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder

Lightning split my brain asunder