When she turned 18, she went astray

With her brother's dealer, so they say

She had the baby yesterday

Perhaps it's just a rumour

They kept her prisoner growing up

Told her Jesus was enough

She's really into dirty stuff

Perhaps it's just a rumour

And if you asked her, she'd say

I'm just tryin' to work out how to be like myself

I'm just tryin' to work out these cards I've been dealt

See that girl, she's lookin' great

She used to be quite overweight

She may not be entirely straight

Perhaps it's just a rumour

Always did as she was told

Apparently she's on the dough

Spends it all on alcohol

Perhaps it's just a rumour

I'm just tryin' to work out how to be like myself

I'm just tryin' to work out these cards I've been dealt

'Cause she did it, she did it, her bed is forbidden

He's fittin', she isn't, she keeps her face hidden

She told him, good riddance, her sister got with him

She wishes she didn't but now they're all singin'

Just tryin' to work out how to be like myself

I'm just tryin' to work out these cards I've been dealt

I'm just tryin' to work out how to be like myself

I'm just tryin' to work out these cards I've been dealt

'Cause she did it, she did it, her bed is forbidden

He's fittin', she isn't, she keeps her face hidden

She told him, good riddance, her sister got with him

She wishes she didn't but now they're all singin'

Just tryin' to work out how to be like myself

I'm just tryin' to work out these cards I've been dealt

I'm just tryin' to work out how to be like myself

I'm just tryin' to work out these cards I've been dealt