A Slapdash Affair

I'm one disaster after another You shouldn't let me meet your Mother Like poison I'm tasteless I'll corrupt you inside Press my flesh and you'll wish you had died Chorus: Why is my life such a Slapdash Affair? Badly put together without due care Examine it closely and it all falls apart I'm a car-crash victim But I'm proud of my scars My Hairstyle's a mess I don't know how to dress I don't know what I like, so I just usually guess Who knows where I'm going? Or where I have been? Am I straight? Bi-Curious? Or Queer, like the Queen? I killed all my friends off but I never meant to, really I just get excited and act a bit silly When I really, truly like someone I hold my breath And before I know it, 'oops' And I've hugged them to death... I did something good but it turned out bad I tried to make you happy but I just made you sad I say something right but it comes out all wrong I'm trying to keep going but I'm not all that strong I made something pretty but it all fell apart When I get near the end I find myself at the start I try my hardest to smile but something's in the way There's something very wrong with myself today...