Mario vs. Sonic (Video Game Rap Battle)

VIDEOGAMERAPBATTLE Player 1: Super Mario Player 2: Sonic the Hedgehog FIGHT! Let's a-go back to the dark age Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade Embarking to shape the video game industry If there's one mascot to thank, it's a-me! Let's watch you clock out at mach speed Running away from my hedgehog stomp spree! Notice how a flame-throwing pro bro spits Bring a hell far greater than the one of '06! It's a great gaming race, and you're getting lapped How you claim to be fast when you're crap on the track? I'mma burn you, bro, and when I'm through with you The world will see your true colors: black and blue! I'm a proud plumber whose business thrives Off the flushed out content your franchise provides! Don't push my big red buttons, or you'll see soon Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom! The blue blur's speeding 'round and storming your course Screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of New York! You jump around underground the streets where I'm the king But if you want to win the princess, the secret is rings! You're trash from the past, you gotta go fast With all my pals, we got the dream cast! While you're alone with a Toad and a cowardly bro I stepped up the game because you're too slow! Now I'll show you at the speed of light How to spin-dash a fat cat, my lyrics will rise! I've been taking first place since my creation I've been crushing fat men for generations! Your taxidermy Tanooki can get you fly as raccoons But you're just a subspecies who's high on shrooms! Devour all your power-ups, you'll still be beat; If you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet! Mama mia! With this abuse I'm gonna give PETA a real reason to sue! You live in my Shadow, brawling me is Tabuu Side-scroll you into roadkill, drive you in to fast food! SEGA would be nothing without its one trick rat And his fanbase more annoying than Big the Cat! You should've never faced the gaming Godfather, son 'Cause Mario's always number one! Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got Meanwhile I take 8-bites from Nintendo's melting pot! Spittin' Chaos on the biggest sellout from Japan Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump, man! Dissed all your titles since they're all the same I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic games! Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe But that's what happens when you front the fastest thing alive! GAME OVER CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER VIDEOGAMERAPBATTLE