Got a call from my cousin

Come and get me right now

'Cause I done lost my woman

And I need a night out

Said I can't burn it down 'cause I'm gettin' up early

I'm down for one round, but around one thirty

I was sittin' at a Waffle House, think I had grits

Started hittin' on a waitress, everything after that

Is fuzzy

Like a TV in a cheap motel

My head feels funny

I lost my keys, I lost my cell

And all of my money

Did I crash a party?

Have a run in with the law

Take a swim in a fountain, I don't know

'Cause it's all kinda fuzzy, yeah

There's a ring on my finger

There's a bra on the lamp

Gotta get outta this hot tub

I'm tryin' to find Wade's pants

Who the hell is Heather, when were we together?

'Cause I got every letter of her name on my chest

Think I got a shiner, cigarette burn

Nothin' in that bottle of tequila but the worm

It's fuzzy

Like static on the radio

My head feels funny

I lost my watch, I lost my clothes

And all of my money

Did I call my mama?

Try to break into the mall

Did I even pay the cabbie? I don't know

'Cause it's all kinda fuzzy

I remember how it started

After that it's just a blur

Is it a Sunday or a Monday?

Am I supposed to be at work?

It's fuzzy

Like a tennis ball on my tongue

My mouth feels funny

I'm blinded by the sun

But things ain't sunny

Will the room stop spinning'

Will I find my car?

On my way back home

From Wade Bowen's tour bus

'Cause it's all gets fuzzy

Ohh, it's fuzzy

Everything is fuzzy

Fuzzy