Riding ball and chain with a mirror on the floor

Amnesia and fragrance can't remember what it's for

But she knows her instincts are just other words for fun

Lay out in the shade when there's no sun

I bought a window display and married her at once

I broke her remote control and she hasn't talked for months

Look at the inlay, the detail matters much

She'll throw the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch

The best pictures were taken, there's some more up on the floor

Taken on vacation on a hillside by the shore

But she's not a magazine you're reading every month

And definitely not the girl next door

Everything you wanted and one more

To break the display, the details matched a lot

Her golden tooth decay and her halitosis rot

So much for history, the display left her mark

Go find her another home where the other dogs can bark

I bought a window display and married her at once

I broke her remote control and she hasn't talked for months

Look at the inlay, the detail matters much

She's throwing the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch