Anything You Can Do (with Melissa McCarthy)

Any part you can play, I can play better

I can play any part better than you

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes I can, yes I can

Any laugh you can get, I can get bigger

I can get any laugh as big as yours

With one look

With a glance

Till the cry

Wet their pants

Till they roar

Till they soar, I'll get more

I could belt a D flat and I'll never be flat

I don't have to warm up, I can act a storm up

I can do a concert tour

With hip-hop and rap?

Well, after a nap

Any house you can build, I can build better

I can build any home grander than yours

With great taste

With ten johns

With restraint

Lots of bronze, with a mood and a wall

With a mall?

With a mall?

In any comedy, I can be crasser

I can be cruder and crasser than you

With a belch

With a burp

With a shrug

With a slug, you're too clean

Well I'm just not obscene

You're a dirty talker

You played mother Focker

Bridesmaids' a keeper

Princes' Eyes a weeper

We agree on quite a lot

Hey, let's make amends

Yeah, we should be friends

Anything men can do, we can do better

Anything men can do, we can do too

Steal a scene

Stop the show

Fill the seats, SRO

Have a child with a man, yes we can

We were underrated, teased and deprecated

But we sent 'em reeling through the glass ceiling

There is nothing we can't do

Well, can you bake a pie?

No

Neither can I

You know, anything I can do, we can do better

We can do anything better as two

Make chick flicks

Buddy picks

As a team, we're a dream

You're the bun (Huh?)

You'll be great!

Really

As my mom

Your mom, don't you mean sister?

I'm your fan, yes we can, yes we can

Yes we can