Brakeman

Baby likes her fancy things

Baby likes her diamond rings

And she said go and give it a shot

If you wanna hang here around this house with me

Baby said her credit card

Bills to pay get awful hard

When all a man does is sit home all day

Drinking beer and watching color TV

Maybe I'll become a brakeman

I'll get paid just to ride a train

Maybe I'll become a doctor

I'll get paid just to easy your pain

Maybe I'll become a preacher

I'll get paid just to bow and pray

Believe me I'll go to Detroit city

Hell who knows maybe to L.A

Baby said that's really fine

Why don't you get off your butt and do it some time

I said why don't you loan me five dollars

And I'll get myself a half case of Buckhorn beer

I said you bring home the bacon

And I'll fry it up in a pan

You bring home the Buckhorn

I'll leave you with nothing but twelve empty cans

Maybe I'll become a brakeman

I'll get paid just to ride a train

Maybe I'll become a doctor

I'll get paid to easy your pain

Maybe I'll become a preacher

I'll get paid just to bow and pray

Maybe I'll go to Austin Texas

Hell who knows maybe Santa Fe

Maybe I'll become a brakeman

I'll get paid just to ride a train

Maybe I'll become a doctor

I'll get paid just to easy your pain

Maybe I'll become a preacher

I'll get paid just to bow and pray

Maybe I'll go to London England

Hell who knows maybe Paris France