Two generation gaps between us

Two parents in one

I know you did your best

You and the egg timer

You're my father

You were my mom and dad

I know you did your best

You and the egg timer

She got all your money

She left the door on the floor

We had TV dinners

And we called her a whore

I hope you're proud of me

Like I am of you

Egg timer

You and the egg timer

Egg timer

You and the egg timer

Two hours of sleep a night

Two full-time jobs

I know you did your best

You and the egg timer

We didn't go fishing

We didn't play ball

I know you did your best

You and the egg timer

Sixteen minutes is as far as it goes

The egg timer

We'll only take an hour to remember you in the best

I have the egg timer

I hope I never have to use it

The way you did

Egg timer

Egg timer