Tolerable at best and I'm worse when I'm sober

I'm feeling old and I'll only get older

Old stories inconsistent, fake smile, dead eyes, and distant

Have I ever told you about the old days?

Ahhh! Hurry up!

It could take an hour just to get away from "hello"

I've heard my charm can be misleading

I'll talk faster now

Getting to the point can be slow

There's nothing keeping you from leaving

And if your kindness makes you stay

Will you smile and laugh like it's the first time

Yeah, everybody knows, that's how thе punchline goes

Old stories inconsistent, fake smile, dead eyes, and distant

Have I ever told you about the old days?

Ahhh! Hurry up!

You're not trying now

Please stop dying out loud

In a bottle I'll shove a message, send it to shore

Inside a hook will you leave you bleeding

Not so subtle now

Telling tales you've all heard before

Recorded broadcasts are deceiving

And if your kindness makes you stay

Will you smile and laugh like it's the first time

Yeah, everybody knows, that's how the punchline goes

Old stories inconsistent

Fake smile, dead eyes, and distant

Have I ever told you about the old days?

Ahhh! Hurry up!

You're not trying now

Please stop dying out loud

Ahhh! Hurry up!

You're not trying now

Please stop dying out loud

Old stories inconsistent

Fake smile, dead eyes, and distant

Have I ever told you about the old days?

Ahhh! Hurry up!