Snout

Do you wanna know where that man is from

he's on Snapchat you cunt

and then I saw a big man

I got 4 out of 10 every time I put that in a story

Miss is like, "What's that?"

window sills, it's finished Mrs. Twat

rolling hills, black yachts and sexy stills

blokes can't help me

he's got his tits out he's doing a selfie

on the Med, he's El Tel

he's like when Smokie sings

ABC, shiny '80s blings

cor blimey, I can't see it - bollocks

they to have to rely on showbiz nodders

like fake London genius, pretty shit

first season was alright but that's about it

you like music that much then start fucking listening to it, deep down

I bought the sweater, used it as cocaine pyjamas - what a waste of dough

pulling it out when I'm on the snow, fucking waste

didn't feel right as a daytime top

felt like I was trying to be trendy when I'm not

so when I got in and I was off me bollocks

mates are like, "Fuck! Even his pyjamas are proper."

Yeah mate I don't fuck about

I'm making sure I don't give my kids anything to feel fucking embarrassed about

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Stinky pinkie, who, bellend whiffy

scratching my head as the people burn for they wanted

you can see it can't ya

car crash into the void of the Magna Carta

but this time it's Superdry and not fucking armour

how dare I slam the uniform of the working class

condemn me please you wanker

to life inside a working glass

like a spider, suffocated to death for a fucking fiver by scared kids

like scared kids 'cos that's all you are

rubbing up to the crown and the flag and the notion of who we are

fuck off!

FB posts read like the guest menu at the Berghoff...

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