Evolution - Adam Newman：歌詞、音樂影片和演唱會

Evolution

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Standup Comedy

Evolution 由 Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company 於 2017年3月31日發行，收錄於專輯《Fuzzies》中

歌曲詳情

發行日期2017年3月31日

標籤Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company

語言English

旋律

原聲音質

Valence

節奏感

輕快

BPM88

概覽

歌詞

積分

演出藝人

Adam Newman

演出者

詞曲

Adam Newman

詞曲創作

歌詞

I was watching this documentary on evolution. Everybody's seen the

Evolution chart, that is a monkey gradually turning into a man

Right? That is the textbook evolution image. For whatever reason

In this, uh, documentary, the chart they were showing was a female

Monkey turning into a woman. Which is great, I've just never seen

It be a woman on the evolution chart before. The woman at the end

Of the chart was nude, and she was very attractive. And so what I

Wanna know is where is it okay for me to look at that evolution

Chart... and still be attracted to the naked lady? Like, which one

Of the naked monkey ladies is it still okay for me to be into?

I never thought that before because it's always been a man on the

Evolution chart, I'm not attracted to men. I imagine women have

Looked at the evolution chart all these years and thought like, "

That one... two to the right, right? Like the really hairy one hunched

Over, like that's a man, I like that one." Now that it's a woman on

The evolution chart, I wanna know where the line is where

I can go, "That one, yeah, they're hairy. Fuck it, they're

Hairy, I don't give a shit. They're the hairiest ones and

They're my favorite ones, okay?" And the other side of the

Line where your buddy's gonna go, "Those are monkey tits

And that's not okay for you to be into, even a little bit."

Written by: Adam Newman

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