Hey you at the urinal

Pissing in the corner

Why don't you shuffle along

And piss next to me

If you're stuck behind me

And you don't think there's any room left

Squeeze on in shoulder to shoulder

And piss with me

Splashback is alright by me

Splashback is alright

Splashback is alright by me

Splashback is alright

So I'm wearing long jeans

And I wash them pretty regularly

Maybe not, probably once a week

But that's enough to get your piss off my pants

And it doesn't matter 'cause this whole world is full of piss anyway

Splashback is okay

Splashback is okay

Your splashback is okay

Your splashback is okay with me

It's okay with me

I don't care about the size of your dick

If I look it'll be on accident

I don't care if it's short, long or bent

We can talk about the government

Splashback is okay

Splashback is okay

Splashback is okay

Splashback is okay with me

Your splashback is okay with me

Splashback is okay with

Splashback is okay

Splashback is okay

Your splashback is okay

Your splashback is okay with me

It's okay with me

If you get a bit of stage fright

It doesn't really matter

'Cause I respect you for pissing next to me

Stand or squat

Stand or squat

Stand or squat

Stand or squat with me

Let's all piss together happily