I Burned a Cowboy at the Melbourne Airport

I burned a cowboy ath the Melbourne airport He said he didn't mind because he was terribly bored He struck a light, held a whiskey on high and said, "Pour" Why nobody believed me Why nobody believed me Why no Sir I did not think about The law Sir I did not realise that this could be a felony Oh no I found an angel at the Melbourne airport He wore disguise, looked like any old guy to be sure Told me to light that dear cowboy of mine So I burned him alive - he was scorched Cheers to the angel at the Melbourne airport What's become of him, my little runaway? Ooh Why nobody believed me Why nobody believed me Why no Sir I did not think about The law Sir I did not realise that this could be a felony Oh no Sir I did not mean to do it No Sir I did not mean to take his life away And now I'm all alone Ooh...