Henus Keith (Henus Series, Pt. 2)

My name is Keith the teller

And I work down yonder at the bank

I stand behind the counter

And people give me money

I went to Europe to buy a choir

$7.50 could have bought a siar

When I come home customs wouldn't let me through

But the ticket man was cautious when I hit him with my shoe

I am Keith

And my name is Hartwood

I am Keith

And I'd swim if I could

I am Keith

I am Keith

I bought tickets to the big top

I got them down the old tackle shop

I saw a lion mauling Nathan

I sat on my snout and ate my last raisin

I am Keith

King of all tiles

I am Keith

I ate my brother's piles

I am Keith

You can make moss juice, come hither

I am Keith

Come and try my mousse

I am Keith

I am Keith

I am Keith

I am Keith

You know I like to jump It's just what I do

I fell on my rump

When I went straight through

Now my tramps got a hole

Below on the ground an anus shaped bowl

I died that day lying on the lawn

My left leg was twisted, my right arm was torn

I was Keith

I was Keith

Was I Keith?

I was Keith

I was Keith

I was Keith

Was I Keith?

I was Keith

I was Keith

I was Keith

Was I Keith?

I was Keith

I was Keith

Drink my Ken

I was Keith

I was Keitheth

I was Keith

I was Keith

I was Keith

Was I Keith?