All the streets are crammed with things eager to be housed

And I know what hands are for

And I'd like to help myself

And you ask me the time

And I sense something more

And I would like to give you what I think you're asking for

You handsome devil

Oh, you handsome devil

Let me get my hands

On your mammary glands

And let me get your head in a conjugal bed

I said, I said, I said

I crack the whip and you skip but you deserve it

You deserve it, deserve it, deserve it

A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand

I think I can help you get through your exams

Oh, you handsome devil

Let me get my hands

On your mammary glands

And let me get your head in a conjugal bed

I said, I said, I said

I crack the whip and you skip but you deserve it

You deserve it, deserve it, deserve it

And when we're in your scholarly room

Who will swallow whom?

And when we're in your scholarly room

Who will swallow whom?

You handsome devil

And I know a place

Where no one is likely to pass

And you don't care if it's late

And you don't care if you're lost

And though you don't agree

Well, you don't refuse

If it's the last thing that I ever do

I'm gonna get you

You handsome devil

Let me get my hands

On your mammary glands

And let me get your head in a conjugal bed

I said, I said, I said

There's more to life than books you know

But not much more

Oh, there's more to life than books you know

But not much more, not much more

Oh, you handsome devil

Oh, oh, you handsome devil