Call me fool

That's alright with me

Here's my rule

Never disagree

Where's my pride?

Swallowed long ago

Deep inside

Where it doesn't show

Bowing, scraping, nodding, beaming

Always humble

Not an ounce of self respect

Yes sir, yes sir, you're so right sir

Black is white sir

'Scuse me while I genuflect

How do I remain so calm and cheerful?

How do I retain my piece of mind?

Let me just explain my rationale

It's all in your perspective

Listen! Listen!

To an old Hungarian's philosophy

I am only one of

Several in a rather small parfumerie

Which is only one of several in this city

Which is one of many cities in this country which

Is only one

Of many countries

Which are on this continent

Which is only one of seven on this not so special planet

Which is one of several in our solar system

Which is only one of many solar systems

In this vast, and inconievable affair, that is the universe

Sooooooo

In this infinite, incomprehensible scheme

If a dot called Maraczek should scream

At a speck called Sipos

What on Earth does it matter?

Sooooo

Call me fool

That's alright with me

Here's my rule

Never disagree

Where's my pride?

Swallowed long ago

Deep inside

Where it doesn't show

Just maintain a true perspective

And it's easy to avoid a clash of wills

Just maintain a true perspective

And make sure you're well supplied with stomach pills

Let me put it bluntly

I'm a coward

With a wife and children to support

Actually my creed is sort and simple

Five essential words George

Do not

Lose

Your job!