Monkeys and Playbills

You can do this Hunter (unter, unter)

Stop forcing ideas (eas, eas)

That shit is no fun (un, un)

Jeffy (Effy, effy)

Use those playbills in front of you (ont of you, ont of you)

Use what’s inside of you (ide of you, ide of you)

There’s The Golden Apple

And Golden Rainbow

Golden Boy

And Goldilocks

Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speedboat

Beg, Borrow or Steal

Buck White

Big Deal

And Bring Back Birdie

And Bagels and Yox

Close your eyes. Breathe

Oh-oh-oooohhhhh

Ladle into that barrel of monkeys that you call a head and scoop out and image monkey

There’s Hurry, Harry

Happy As Larry

Marilyn

And Very Warm For May

Now let that image monkey-

May, May, May

SUSAN

Drive a speedboat and you, you water-ski behind it!

Oh, Brother!

Oh, Boy

Oh Captain!

Oh, Look!

Oh, Please!

Oh, Coward!

Oh, My Dear!

(gasp)

Oh, Kay

Stay behind the image and write down what you see on your monkey’s ski trip

Ready?

Go!

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Oh-oh-kay

Okay

See the monkey

Sail Away

On a speedboat

It’s

Simply Heavenly

To ride

The Winds

He drives by a

Steel Pier

In

Portafino

To be

The First

To hear a

Band in Berlin

He stops by a

Carnival in Flanders

And meets a lady monkey name

Carrie

And through the

Mother Earth

They meander and in a

House of Flowers

They marry

Soon

Soon after their

Working

On their love and a

Different time seemed both

Wild and Wonderful

Then one day the lady monkey said to him

Dude

I Gotta Go Disco

I feel a Change in the Heir

I want Something More

It’s so nice to be Civilized

And I’ll miss the Stars In Your Eyes

And your Smile

But I gotta hit the Trail

Come Summer

He went back to the speedboat

And watched

Censored Scenes From King Kong

He found

Shelter

On the speedboat and he thought

Here’s where I Belong

Just me and my speedboat

Merrily We Roll Along

Along

Monkeys and playbills/ Monkeys

And playbills and monkeys/ Playbills

Monkeys and playbills and monkeys/ Monkeys, monkeys

And playbills and monkeys and playbills and/ Playbills, playbills

Monkeys

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