You Be Illin'

Yo, Jay

Wait

One

Wait

Two

Three

F– F– F– F– Four

One

Day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken

Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'

This dude walked in, looking strange and kind of funny

Went up to the front with a menu and his money

He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side

He asked this old lady

"Yo, yo, um, is this Kentucky Fried?"

The lady said, "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back

He gave a quarter and his order

Small fries

Big Mac

You be illin'

Yo, yo, Run, what you tell that kid?

Illin'

You be illin'

Illin'

You did

You be illin'

Illin'

You be illin'

T– T– To

Day you won a ticket to see Dr. J

Front row seat

In free

No pay

Radio in hand, snacks by feet

Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn

To the beat

You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town

Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream

"Touchdown!"

You be illin'

Illin'

You be illin'

Illin', illin'

Illin'

You be illin'

Illin', illin'

Illin'

Run, what you tell that kid?

You be illin'

The other day, around the way, I seen you illin' at a party

Drunk as a skunk, you illin', punk, and in your left hand was Bacardi

You went up to this fly girl and said

"Yo, yo, can I get this dance?"

She smelled your breath

And then she left you standin'

In your illin' stance

You be illin'

Illin'

You know what your problem is?

You be illin'

Yo, Run, what did you tell that kid?

Illin'

You be illin'

Illin'

You be illin'

Illin'

For

Dinner

You ate it, there is none left

It was salty

With butter and it was def

You proceeded to eat it 'cause you was in the mood

But homes, you did not read, it was a can of dog food

You be illin'

Uh, illin', shit, I be chillin'

Illin'

You be illin'

Illin'

You be illin'

Illin'

Yo, what he doin'?

You be illin'

Kid

You be illin'

Illin'

Y– Y– Y– Y– You be illin'

You, you, you, you

Illin'

You be illin'

You, you, you, you, you, you, you

Il-illin'

You be illin'

Illin'

Yo, yo

You be illin' (Yo, homeboy)

Illin', illin'

You be illin'

Illin'

Who, me?

You be illin'

Illin', illin', ill, illin'

You be illin'

Ill-ill-ill-ill-illin'

Yo, I-I-I, I know you ain't talkin' to me

Illin'

Man, you ain't sayin' nothin'

Illin'

Ill-illin'

Man, what your problem is with me?

Talkin' 'bout my moms?

Talkin' 'bout my moms?