Stuck Together (Strange but True)

Stop your sobbing kid before I shoot

Your nose is running on my only suit

Who'd have thought I'd share this dance with you

Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true

Yes, you caught me, now the chase is done

You must admit I gave you quite the run

Mr. Tortoise, here's your rabbit stew

Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true

Tell Mr. Ripley at Believe It or Not

The show is over, and he's all that I got

Hard to believe it, but we're tyin' the knot today

That's okay

Frank!

Thank your public while you're still in your prime

They won't be seeing you for quite a long time

And after you pay for your life of crime

Well kid, we'll see what good behavior can do

'Til then, we're stuck together which is strange but true

Mr. Hannity turns out to be good as his words

Frank was sentenced to 15 years in prison but was released after seven for good behavior

Carl and I became great friends, and he even became the godfather to my kids

I set up my own security company and paid back every bad cheque I ever passed

Alright Frank, keep your promise, how did you cheat the Bar exams?

I didn't cheat

I studied

You're kidding me

I hate this guy, how does he do it?

Hey, Mister Lawyer, Mister Two-on-the-Aisle

You never can predict when fortune may smile

In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition

And tell J. Edgar Hoover, "Baby I've gone fishin'!"

You're gonna take it, there you are!

You heard me!

If you had read this, you'd have said, "No way"

I almost made it, look like crime does pay

There's lots of folks that I miss every day

But now a new duet has made its debut

And now we're stuck together

Oh, yea!

Out of luck together

Oh, yea!

And now we're stuck together, which is strange

But

True

Your junior partner came through

A simple case of monkey see, monkey do

No, come on

Hey, listen

I'm glad to be on your team

Frank, let's make some butter out of cream

That's really nice

Alright Jeff, let's get out of here