You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Your theme was good for a laugh

You'll shoot your eye out

You're barely nine and a half

You'll shoot your eye out

Seems like your big dreams oughta be left on the shelf

Why aim for the sky if you're not careful, kid, you'll shoot yourself

I hate to spoil the fun, if you'll shoot your eye out

But hun, start kissin' that gun goodbye

Well, shoot, it's cute that you desire it

But the moment that you'll fire it

You'll shoot your eye out

I'm sure you're sick of my spiel

But ba-doobie doobie do

You'll shoot your eye out

And though you gave it a real good try

I bet that you'd regret lettin' a

Little bullet crack your retina

You'll shoot your eye out

You'll shoot your eye out

Hey, come on kids

Here's to the dunce of the class

(You'll shoot your eye out)

Hey Ralph, we're raising our glasses high

Now I can tell this tune's depressing you

But I'll spelling out a lesson you need to be taught

It's gotta get through

(We won't give a gun to a shrimp like you)

It's time to give up

'Cause teacher knows best

(You're the wimpy-est kid in the whole Midwest

You can cry, you can pout

But I'm telling you kid, there's no doubt

You'll shoot your eye out

One, two, three, four

WOW