I'm a Mega Man, damn, what a Mega Man

Old school Nintendo, better than a Sega can

Got a better plan? Look, I'm a veteran

Send all your robots, man, I'm a Mega man

I'm a Mega Man, damn, what a Mega Man

Old school Nintendo, better than a Sega can

Got a better plan? look, I'm a veteran

Send all your robots, man, I'm a Mega man

Watch what I spit, hits for my listeners

Robots are evil? This is too sinister

Old man Wily, doctor or mister

Lock and load, rock and roll, dogg that's my sister

Binaries packed, I broke all the ciphers

Object dump, I-D-A, code analyzers

Reverse engineer the 3-D shell

Now they're all licensed with G-P-L

So many robots, but they're not set

Should've networked them and made a botnet

Bypass the BIOS, CMOS is hacked

Prepare for a flood from a DDoS attack

Call 6-4 with bosses in sight

Cause 6 was the mentor of Thomas X Light

Six change it up, we need a new hero

The scene needs a team, I'm bringing in Zero

Harder to capture, smarter and faster

Spray and pray every day, charge up the blaster

Foes meet defeat, I'm adding their powers

Plush mega buster, I'm blasting for hours

Hard man and Spark man were blowin up blau

Star man and Charge man are going down now

Spread world wide like Latin, Etrus-can

Blast in the past for Cutman and Gutsman

Elec man had brothers for buzzing

Plus Thunder man was plugged in as cousins

The fact of the matter's hard, flashing my battle scars

Slashing all three with the blade from my shadow star

No riches, please, what's money

I smacked Dust man with a big dust bunny

This thing isn't finished, it's about to start soon

I had to drown Wave man and steal his harpoon

I'm a Mega man, damn, what a Mega man

Old school Nintendo, better than a Sega can

Got a better plan? Look, I'm a veteran

Send all your robots, man, I'm a Mega man

Energy's low, it's time we struck oil

Shoot, I need a boost, I'm using rush coil

Rupture your dreams when I'm crushing your team

I'm all-terrain, Rushjet, Rushmarine

The planet's saved 4 times, then what's the offer

I start as a forward in Megaman Soccer

Blast Flash Man from the stands, let him burn up

Corner kick goal for my fans at the World Cup

Thought X-men could beat us? Your facts wrong

Drop rap bombs on Marvel and Capcom

Beat Apocalypse, Storm, and Magneto

They didn't get enough so there had to be a sequel

My brother and Home Starr gone out to launch pads

You know Proto man looks exactly like Strong Bad

Shout outs to my robot homies

Quickman, Geminiman, Brightman, anyone I forgot, basically Dot-plus-MAN for all you Robots with greedy regular expressions