積分
詞曲
Sidney Gish
詞曲創作
歌詞
[Verse 1]
Unfortunately, I am
My own dog, my own fur companion
My own old lady on a forum
Who types in glittery decorum
[Verse 2]
Unfortunately, I take
Myself out walking every day and
I hand my legs to the feet and
I give my head to the leash
[Verse 3]
Every other day I'm wondering
"What's a human being gotta be like?
What's a way to just be competent?"
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 4]
Every other day I'm wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 5]
I can't smell well, or tell the time
Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
For human, grossly underqualified
For canine, grossly overqualified
I don't blend in at PetSmart
And that truth remains for the Walmart
'Cause in either case, they say to me
"What the fuck is lost in aisle 3?"
[Verse 6]
Every other day I'm wondering
"What's a human being gotta be like?
What's a way to just be competent?"
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 7]
Every other day I'm wondering
"Was it a mistake to try and define
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 8]
Just watch me, moving far away
Nobody even knows my name and
No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
Nobody outs behavioural Frankenstein
[Verse 9]
Just look at Victor in LA
And Syd with the y, state U of A
And all the majors at the labels
Rebooting soon as I am able
[Verse 10]
Every other day I'm wondering
"What's a human being gotta be like?
What's a way to just be competent?"
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 11]
Every other day I'm wondering
"Was it a mistake to try and define
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 12]
These sweet instincts ruin my life
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Written by: Sidney Gish
