Gps

Uh, we have a business proposition for everybody in this room, or the high rollers at least

Because everybody in Los Angeles uses GPS, but it's just that boring British lady that bosses you around (she's a fucking bitch, is what she is), sick of her shit (she's a condescending bitch), so our idea-

Sorry

Oh, I thought you used the c-word, I was like "yes, edgy business, that's what it's about in 2015"

So our idea is that instead of her you can have your favourite rock stars (rockstars)giving you directions around town

Right, who's in?

Tons of...(okay) so many rockers in this audience (there's a few), it's exciting and edgy

Yeah

So here, we'll give you a couple of examples, our first example is Morrissey

Here we go

(*beatboxing*)

Hiiieee, h-h-h-hiiieee

Type your destination into the box

Okay you're going downtown

Take a left, then a right

Make sure you don't run over any animals

Because they're our friends and they need to be loved

Just like anybody else does

Make sure you don't run over any puppies or kitties

Or any special monkey men swinging from the vines

Going "ooh-ooh-ah-hah, I love bananas"

Oh, sensitive monkey man, I'll call you Nigel-

Oh, you're here: bye

Right?

Alright? Alright

Yeah

We've got some more investors

They are politely on board

Okay, great... umm, next one: Björk (yes)

(*beatboxing*)

So you need me to tell you how to get around your own town?

Alright, I mean, I don't even live here but

I guess I could help you

I have computer right here with me

But you're going to have to put the address in

So I can tell you how to get there I don't know off hand

Although, I don't think you should drive

I think you should ride a bicycle

I think you should get on a bicycle

And you should ride up to the mountain

And when you get onto the mountain

You should get off the bicycle

And then you should ride a bear

Just ride a bear around the mountain

Oh, you wanna go to Nordstrom's?

Okay that's fine, bye

Alright, we're building (building), building

This is the last GPS rock star and it's also the least helpful, it's Thom Yorke from Radiohead

(*beatboxing*)

Ahhh, ahhhhhhhh...

He just says that for quite a bit

He doesn't even help you at all

Yeah

Yeah