In Love with a Chump

Every day I wake up

 You lie there, a greasy lump

 Clumps of skin sit in your hair

 All I do is sit and stare

  

 I’m in love I’m in love

 With a chump

  

 Knuckles dragging on the ground

 Bad smells follow you around

 Give yourself a bad haircut

 Pringles feed your greedy gut

  

 I’m in love I’m in love

 With a chump