Quelle Surprise

I found out Everything was a lie Every dubious choice Was never really mine If I could take it all back Well you know I just might Do it again Quelle surprise Do it again Quelle surprise The glass-jawed lads They always lead with the right They're underneath the bed Where the monsters hide I said, "What's up?" They said, "You're doing alright!" Just do it again Quelle surprise Do it again Quelle surprise I saw red In the blink of an eye Same old song I've been singing all my life If that's so wrong I don't want it to be right I'd do it again Quelle surprise Do it again