How do I keep

(And I don't know what's up with these hoes, man)

Getting in relationships like this?

(I'm just sayin')

Maybe it says somethin' about me

Should I look in the mirror?

I just want you to be normal

Why can't you bitches be normal?

Always gotta be so extra

Why you always need a lecture?

My ex hates to talk, she's a texter

Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her

Wants to get back together

I said, not till she gets her act together

She thinks I'm being mean

And now she starts to scream and shout

She's about to let the demons out

She don't wanna see me with other females out

I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route

She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house

In an evening gown with her cleavage out

We've been down this road too many times

For me to count

And all I can think is how

I just want you to be normal

Why can't you bitches be normal?

Always gotta be so extra

Like a fucking terrestrial

I guess it comes with the territory

My ex girl, she just declared war

Therefore, I better prepare for it

I guess being weird is normal

And I don't know what's got a hold of me

Most notably I've been zonin' to Jodeci

I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted

So much so that I bet you she don't even know

That she's the first thing I think of when I wake up

And the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep

Sike, hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse

I know she cheats, so do I

I'm soulless, she's heartless

No wonder we're partners

Both got hundreds of charges

Domestic disputes but we've always

Swept it under the carpet

Even when 911 gets the call that

I slipped up and busted her jaw with

A Louisville slugger, 'cause alls it

Really does is make our love

For each other grow stronger

She won me over the second she tried to run me over

Told her I keep it a hun'

We over, kicked her out, called her back

Now she's coming over

But why is she so wicked?

And how the fuck did I get so twisted?

I picked someone so unlikeable and shifty

We were like nitrogen and hydrogen

Mixed with ignitable liquids

But I'm finally seeing she's only mine for the time being

That's why I keep bringing up that one time

She tried to two-time me

And throw it up in her face till I dry heave

How could I be so naive?

Should I leave and turn this entire evening

Into a motherfucking crime scene

Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him

You weren't supposed to agree you fucking bitch

Specially when you are the one cheated first

Now the argument immediately becomes heated

You don't want me to flip, little conceited cunt

Eat a monkey, dick wrapped in a stuffed pita, fajitas

Slut treat it, just like a drum, beat it

Complete it, and once you've succeeded

Repeat it

I love you but I hope you fucking die though

In our business your friends like to pry so

You got 'em all undercover just like moles

Hoping they'll come back with intel

But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral

'Cause now the roles are reversed, so here I go

Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone

Who the fuck's Milo?

The guy at work who drives the Hi-Lo?

I put a tracking device on your Chrysler

And follow you while you drive home

But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown

You recognize me and have Milo flip me off

Right out the passenger side window

I hit a light pole, you skrrt off

And then pull up at 5am

In the drive, in a stretch white limo

Stumble in the side

Go and hit me in the head with Milo's demo

But like a drunk bum, what do I know?

Let's sleep on it like they did Revival

I told you, you're the apple of my eye

So shut your pie hole

Just wanna be normal

Why can't you be normal? (Yeah)

I just wanna be normal

Why can't you be normal?