You and me, we like some old-time gangsters

I ain't talkin' about Bonnie and Clyde, that's played out

I wanna talk about you and me, we old-time gangsters too, but like, real real old

Old like grandma and grandpa

That's old gangstas

And so, if we were that old, then it would be, like, the year 2048!

Uh! I can't wait!

As we get older, mmm gettin a delectable body odor Yoda

Wanna live my life with my legs wrapped 'round your shoulder

Wrinkly arms just wanna hold ya Grandpa Soldier

We old gangsters you and me

Granny Princess Superstar used to be on Mtv

"I got my boyfriend in your shower"

Yeah, that was me

Now I'm an old lady, flower dresses and necklaces like Mr. T

Was on Top of the Pops now I'm Top of the Cops

Popped up thot popping poppin Glocks till he drops

Grandpa pimpin trollin bankrollin King's crops

Till his pacemaker stops

It's the year 2048

Plug in the virtual vidscreen to masturbate- great!

At this rate we'll never get to drop Banksy

I'm antsy - Grandpa's cranky

Don't jerk on your hanky I just bought it, it was fancy

Stop dancing please, it's time to rob currencies

Which is currently at 1,000 pounds to 1 US Dollar

Pop your collar (Holla!)

And get the fresh dentures with the gold tooth cuz we ballas

Baby let's get old (Holla)

Baby let's get old (Holla Holla)

Baby let's get old (You and me)

We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)

X2

Amazing, you can still spin after the arthritis kicked in

And what with the pin in your leg

Eat your boiled egg! (What?)

I said it's in the skillet!

I cased out an ill joint for us to pillage!

It's in a small village- oh girls, watch the drool

There's some spillage

Outside the town

It's an old folk nursing home

We can dig underground

We'll get a young bull to dig the tunnel cuz I can't lift the shovel

Or even bend down

We'll attack, escape in a jet car

Put on your bifocals and draw up a map

Stop whining, it ain't far!

Hit the home at night after visiting hours are over

Yoda, you dress up like a nurse

Here, take this folder

We can go into the rooms while everyone sleeps

Rob every last bit of ointment, candy, sweets

And things that old people eat

I ain't tryin to be deep but I love you my baby's father

Now that nobody bothers to visit us or calla

It's you and me against the whole wide world

And in 2048 you're still my boo and I'm still your baby girl

Yeah, I'm still your baby girl

Baby let's get old (Holla)

Baby let's get old (Holla Holla)

Baby let's get old (You and me)

We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)

X2

(What a success!) Let's have sex!

Get the viagra they said you can still get erect

I bet even though my bits saggy you still wanna shag me

(I bet you can't open up my mouth and put 2 million men inside me)

The future's so nice, just an old gangsta couple

Oops! There goes my little putter

I'll leave it at that cuz I'm subtle

Come and cuddle with me...

Let's give the grandkids all the loose change!

They can buy some penny candy

I mean $100 candy

In a nice big bowl

Put the incontinence pads in my panty I gotta go

There's a pop and it's so dark and drabby and cold

Just the way we like it so

Give me the telephone and turn up the ring

My back's going out with all this heavy bling bling

Baby let's get old (Holla)

Baby let's get old (Holla Holla)

Baby let's get old (You and me)

We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)

X2

Baby let's get old

Baby let's get old

Baby let's get old (You and me)

We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)

X2

You and me!

Holla! (Old gangsters, we old gangsters)