The Man Song

Peeing outside mowing the lawn Having drinks on the porch until the last one's gone Hunting with my dad at six AM I'm not much of a shot but I like shooting with him Failing some class from playing music all night Catching hell in high school because my pants were too tight That time I got suspended because I got in a fight Yeah those are manly bits about me Changing the fuses inside of my car Rocking the mic at the karaoke bar But the manliest man that you'll ever see Probably ain't the first thing you think he might be He's big and strong got a heart of gold Gave the biggest sacrifice this place has ever been told The manliest man that you'll ever see Probably ain't the first thing you think he might be He's big and strong got a heart of gold Gave the biggest sacrifice this place has ever been told I got to sound vulgar when I sing manly songs Piano's in heat The mic is turned on But wait... The manliest man that you'll ever see Probably ain't the first thing you think he might be He's big and strong got a heart of gold Gave the biggest sacrifice this place has ever been told But... The manliest man that you'll ever see Probably ain't the first thing you think he might be He's big and strong got a heart of gold Gave the biggest sacrifice this place has ever ever ever ever Been told