American Ride

Winter gettin' colder, summer gettin' warmer

Tidal wave come across the Mexican border

Why buy a gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel?

Just don't get busted singing Christmas carols

That's us, that's right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin'

Funny how the world keeps turnin'

Look, Ma, no hands

I love this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

Mama gets her rocks off watchin' Desperate Housewives

Daddy works his ass off, payin' for the good life

Kids on the YouTube, learnin' how to be cool

Livin' in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl

That's us, that's right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin'

Funny how the world keeps turnin'

Look, Ma, no hands

I love this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

Poor little infamous, America's town

She gained five pounds and lost her crown

Quick fix, plastic surgical antidote

Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note

Plasma gettin' bigger, Jesus gettin' smaller

Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars

Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can

If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan

That's us, that's right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin'

Funny how the world keeps turnin'

Hot dog, hot damn

I love this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

Oh yeah

Na-na, na-na-na, na-na

Na-na, na-na-na, na-na

Na-na, na-na-na, na-na

Na-na, na-na-na