My Strongest Suit

In life one has to face a huge assortment Of nauseating fads and good advice There's health and fitness Diet and deportment And other pointless forms of sacrifice Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter Manners? Charm? They're no way to impress So forget the inner me, observe the outer I am what I wear and how I dress Oh now I believe in looking Like my time on earth is cooking Whether polka dotted Striped or even checked With the some glamour guaranteeing Every fiber on of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effect From your cradle via trousseau To your deathbed you're on view, so Ah Never compromise, accept no substitute Ah I would rather wear a barrel Ah Than conservative apparel Ah For my dress has always been Ah My strongest suit Ah Ah Overwear Underwear Anytime Anywhere Staying in or hitting town wards From the top and working downwards Ooh ooh ooh ah I ensure that every stitch Ooh ooh ooh ah Is stitched in time Ooh ooh ooh ah Whether wig or hat or turban Whether clad boudoir or urban Is stitched in time Not to strut your stuff Ooh ooh ooh ah Outrageously's a crime Ooh ooh ooh ah Ooh ooh ooh ah And the few who are invited Such a crime To my wardrobe are delighted Oooh overwear As they wander through my things Oooh underwear To find en route Oooh anytime We're wandering through your th That in negligee or formal Ooh negligee I am anything but normal Ooh anything but normal normal Ooh ah For my dress has always been My strongest suit Overwear, underwear Anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear I am what I wear Anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear Anytime, anywhere I said anytime Overwear, underwear Anytime Anywhere Finest So bring me all my finest Divinest Most audacious, my divinest Most revealing Most expensive and to boot Most revealing most Expensive Most arresting Most arresting Most heartstopping Most heartstopping Most heart-stoping Most free-flowing Overwear Most eye-popping Underwear Most arresting Anytime Most heart-stopping Anywhere Dress has always been Dress has always been My strongest suit I am what I wear My strongest suit I am what I wear You know that I am what I wear I am what I wear Dress has always been Dress has always been My strongest My strongest My strongest My strongest My strongest suit My strongest My strongest My strongest My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest suit My strongest suit!